I love reading Rolling Stone, even though it makes me smarter about things I don't care about

For INSTANCE.  Why does Zooey Daschanel look adorable all the time?  She's allergic to gluten, eggs, and dairy.  What does that leave?  Vegetables and soy milk.  And fish.

I would stop eating dairy since I'm lactose intolerant, but I love cheese.  And it pretty much wouldn't make a dent in all of the crap that I consume.  Le sigh.

Oh and I can't wait for the new She & Him album!