June 29, 2008
For the past 3 months, this mysterious and elusive plant has been growing (or perhaps I should say parasitically sucking the blood of the earth) in our vegetable garden and creeping, uninvited, into normal, everyday conversation. When it's referred to by either Danielle or I, it's name is usually accompanied by what can only be called a "smush-faced" reaction and usually the word "YUCK". My dad just sighs before he says the name... however, it has completely taken over my mom's conscious mind. Maybe even her unconscious mind. If you're ever at our house when the topic of dinner (or lunch, for that matter... or breakfast) comes up, chances are that you'll hear some mutterings of various meal plans by the saner occupants of our family, ineffably followed by, "We should have it with SWISS CHARD!" cried out by my mother.
I'm not sure why she wanted to grow it so badly (it was her idea to invite the devil spawn into our lives) but believe me when I tell you that, as much as she "loves" it, she HASN'T EVEN TRIED IT. That's the scary part. God knows what will happen after it's entered her blood stream.
Now, honestly, I like spinach... it goes good in omelettes, salad, etc. Many things. It's not too thick or stringy - I like it.
Swiss Chard, however, is like a sick, leafy, bitter, hybrid of the worst, most veiny parts of lettuce and celery. And when it is fully grown you can't eat it (too tough... it's like green beef jerky), so the only option is to cook it. If you do, don't be surprised if you end up with a slimy, green string of a mess, because that's exactly what you'll get. Ugggh, just thinking about it is sending shivers up and down my spine...
Here's a picture for your viewing pleasure... don't look too long or you'll probably turn to stone:
June 28, 2008
In light of my lack of creativity, I felt I should still write something (since I started this blog pre-pet emergency, and was therefore not prepared for the whirlwind of puppy-lackluster emotions that followed) so here is a fun story I found on Sheila's site:
A funny story about Katherine Hepburn:
It was the 1930s. A new theatre group was being formed, a group who wanted to bring relevant plays to Broadway, plays which spoke to the angst of the time. In the 1930s, the majority of material on Broadway was fluffy high-brow comedies, the foibles of the upper-class. So, a "group" got together, headed by Harold Clurman, Lee Strasberg, and Cheryl Crawford, and they wanted to change all that.
The theatre which evolved out of that, the Group Theatre, only lasted a decade. But the Group is one of the most influential things to have ever happened in American theatre. Its influence cannot be over-stated. First of all, the Group Theatre gave us Clifford Odets' plays. The Group Theatre was where Elia Kazan, who went on to direct the most influential and loved films of the 20th century, first got his training. Out of the Group Theatre eventually came the most influential acting teachers of the last century: Lee Strasberg, Stella Adler, Bobby Lewis, Morris Carnovsky ...
The Group died because of in-fighting, and financial problems. Out of the ashes of the Group Theatre the Actors Studio was created by Lee Strasberg and Elia Kazan, and obviously: the Actors Studio is directly responsible (in my view) for the elevation of film acting to an actual art form. The technique taught there created the kind of film acting which we all now take for granted. Marlon Brando, Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, Geraldine Page, Ellen Burstyn, James Dean, Montgomery Clift ... all of these people came out of the Actors Studio.
But back to the Group Theatre: they were a bunch of successful people, in the middle of the Depression, who started holding meetings about how to revive the theatre, how to work as an ensemble, how to model themselves after the Moscow Art Theatre, how to be a group in a capitalist society which did not support such endeavors. Harold Clurman invited the big-wigs of the New York theatre scene to come join them, to come sit in on the meetings, to see if they would want to be a part of such an exciting and new project.
Katherine Hepburn, a 20-something Broadway actress at the time, not yet world-famous, "Philadelphia Story" still in her future, was invited to come to some of these meetings. She came. She sat. She listened. In the middle of the meeting, this young unknown actress got up and started to walk out. Harold Clurman stopped her. "Where are you going? What's going on?"
Hepburn replied, "This is all very well for you people. But I'm going to be a star, you see."The purist Group people were horrified at this. But who has the last laugh now?