"I have friends who had a baby and they sent me pictures and, I don't know if you know this, but you swaddle your baby up so they can't move their arms... and they just lay, like this. And anyways my friend send me a picture and the kid was laying like this and there was just a cat right there and I'm like, 'I wanna have a fuckin' baby, I do. I wanna have a baby." And I was like, oh, my biological clock kicked in! So I picked up my cell phone, I'd just gone to get a frozen yogurt, and I called my friend and I'm like, 'I think I want a baby..' and he's like, 'well, what are you doing right now?' and I'm like, 'oh, I don't know, I'm just wandering. I went to get a frozen yogurt,' and he's like, 'well, you can't do that when you have a baby,' and I'm like, 'fuck that'. Like, I can't get a frozen yogurt??.. Maybe I just wanna be a baby. I would just love to lay on a couch, and with a cat? Are you kidding me? That's like the best thing that I ever heard of."
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Cool story! hahah. Was it yours or someone else?
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